To start the game, jump onto the Positively Petrifying Palin Pylons to gain extra points. You can also get points by touching the Winged Pig and the Flying George Bush Head. (You can jump onto the clouds to help you reach them.)

You need to cross the Bridge To Nowhere and collect 10 points for Jumping the Shark Infested Waters of the Mainstream Media to get back to Alaska. (You have to touch the shark to get 10 points. Take that, Katie Couric!) Use the Space Bar and the Arrow Right Key to escape the treacherous waters of the Mainstream Media.

Visit the site of your new home and then blow up a polar bear, continue on to collect your Bribe Coupon from the builders of the Wasilla Sports Stadium, Then go back to build your home with your newly acquired Bribe Coupon. Continue right and go all the way to the end to reach the inevitable conclusion of your career!


Use Arrow Right Key and Arrow Left Key to move Sarah Palin from left and right. Hold down the Arrow Right or Arrow Left Key along with the Shift Key to make Sarah Palin run!		Use the Space Bar along with the Arrow Keys to make Sarah Palin jump!
To start the game, jump onto the Positively Petrifying Palin Pylons to gain extra points. You can also get points by touching the Winged Pig and the Flying George Bush Head. (You can jump onto the clouds to help you reach them.) You need to cross the Bridge To Nowhere and collect 10 points for Jumping the Shark Infested Waters of the Mainstream Media to get back to Alaska. (You have to touch the shark to get 10 points. Take that, Katie Couric!) Use the Space Bar and the Arrow Right Key to escape the treacherous waters of the Mainstream Media. Visit the site of your new home and then blow up a polar bear, continue on to collect your Bribe Coupon from the builders of the Wasilla Sports Stadium, Then go back to build your home with your newly acquired Bribe Coupon. Continue right and go all the way to the end to reach the inevitable conclusion of your career! Handy Tip: Don't press the Shift and Arrow Right buttons for more than 8 seconds, or you may get this annoying error: If you do get the Filter Keys error message, click the Cancel button.