  Former Angry Ballerina Profile Image: We are on the Island of the Lost Blogger Profile Images. This is where all of the images go when a blogger casts aside his old blogger profile image for a new one.  Former No Smoking in the Skull Cave Profile Image: It's true. We were all once the profile images of bloggers, but now we are just castaways on this little island. Former No Smoking in the Skull Cave Profile Image: Oh, you guys are so nice! But I didn't do it all. We had a decorator, but we worked with her. What do you think?  Former PoliTits Profile Image: (pinching herself) But why would my blogger just abandon me like this? I don't understand.  Former Dictionopolis in Digitopolis Profile Image: You think that's bad. My blogger got rid of me for an animated soda can! A can of soda! Do you believe it? And I'm a classic!  Former Blue Gal Profile Image: My blogger abandoned me for an image that didn't have a bunch of copyrights running around underfoot. Former Angry Ballerina Profile Image: Blah-Blah-Blah! I don't know what you guys are complaining about! This place is great! Who needs a blogger! Former Angry Ballerina Profile Image: Are you out of your mind! My blogger was always angry about something. She was never any fun. Here at least I can get some peace!  Former Omnipotent Poobah Profile Image: You know, she is right. After years of insomnia, I now sleep like a baby. My blogger was always complaining about something as well.  Former Blue Gal Profile Image: Hmm... My blogger was totally demanding of my time. I can pursue my own projects now. Former Angry Ballerina Profile Image: You can eat all you want here, and never gain any weight. And there are never any reruns on TV!  Blue Gal: Oh, that's just the Monkerstein Avatar Wannabe. Monkerstein never added a blogger profile image, so this Monkerstein homunculus appeared out of nowhere. Blue Gal: That's the problem with the Monkerstein Avatar Wannabe. He's just a little stunted because he has never seen the real world of blogging. He has never had a relationship with real blogger, so he acts kind of immature. Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together! Do you get it? Do you get it? Woo-Hoo! Woo-Woo-Woo! Former PoliTits Profile Image: If only Dr. Monkerstein had a blogger profile image, this little fellow wouldn't act so strangely. What can we do to get Dr. Monkerstein to take on a profile image? Former Angry Ballerina Profile Image: I don't know what the heck you guys are talking about. Monkerstein's avatar isn't really any stranger than the real thing. They are both freakin' talking about their goddamn crunkys all of the time!  Dr. Zaius: Ha! Never! Former Blue Gal Profile Image: It's like this, because Zaius is such an egotist, he makes a bazillion images of himself. Former Omnipotent Poobah Profile Image: You see, his ego has an overpopulation problem. The extra images keep sneaking over here to get away from the awful din of his overinflated self-importance. Former No Smoking in the Skull Cave Profile Image: No, that just the way that Zaius normally is. Sigh. Dr. Zaius: Hey! I resemble that remark! Former PoliTits Profile Image: Well, I guess this place isn't so bad. You say that there is never any reruns on TV? Former No Smoking in the Skull Cave Profile Image: And you can eat all you want, and never gain weight! Former Omnipotent Poobah Profile Image: And you never have to work! We are all part of the cartoon guild! Former No Smoking in the Skull Cave Profile Image: Yes! You only have to work if it furthers the plot, or it's funny! Former Dictionopolis in Digitopolis Profile Image: I say feh on bloggers! Bloggers? Hey hey tooie! I hate bloggers!  |
