Bill O'Reilly (FOX): It's not fair! I don't want happy underpants!

Anderson Cooper (CNN): Come on, Bill. Everybody wants happy undepants!

Bill O'Reilly (FOX): It's just so... So French!

Diane Sawyer (ABC): Jeepers, Bill! Lots of great things come from France!

Jim Leher (PBS): Yes, like French fries, French toast...

Jennifer Westhoven (CNN): French kissing! French kissing comes from France!

Connie Chung (CBS): French is the international language of love!

Bill O'Reilly (FOX): I'm telling you, this is falafally bad!

Chris Matthews (MSNBC): ...And the Coneheads! The Coneheads are from France!

Dan Rather (CBS): The Coneheads?

Diane Sawyer (ABC): You know! The Coneheads!

Chris Matthews (MSNBC): Sure! The Coneheads! (Monotone:) "We are from France." Everybody loves the Conheads, Bill!

Bill O'Reilly (FOX): I'm gonna take my loofah and just go home...

Sandra Lou: Ooo-la-la!